i submitted this image as my senior baby picture and they just put it in the slideshow. nobody questioned whether or not this is actually a genuine photo of me or not. when im dead i hope everybody remembers me as this horrifying little baby child.
"My nose was chiseled by the gods themselves, Frank. My body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo’s David. You, on the other hand, well, you’re a pit of despair. Frank, you disgust me. You disgust everyone, and you will never, ever be on that billboard."